Dear Jaguar-owner,
Sorry about your car. I sliced the 17th hole. Finally found the damned ball on your hood. At 7 under par for the course, had to take the shot. I hope you understand.
Sincerely,
A little birdie
For this week’s Trifecta Trifextra challenge, you have to write a letter of apology in exactly 33 words. Addresses, salutations, closings, etc. (should you wish to include them) do not count in the 33 words.
You have to play the lie, right? Too funny!
Exactly, Tara! And clearly, this was a GOOD day for golf. (but maybe not for innocent cars)
I’m sure they’d under. Losing a stroke is worse than denting a car.
hilarious, loved it
Thanks, Lance! You gotta take the shot when you can!
oh, yes . . . golfers would understand. 🙂
Now, parking in the wrong spot at the BALL field could cause a broken windshield or more. 🙂
I imagine the split second of consideration, then the shrug and ascent onto the hood! 🙂
Oh! I should’ve had the golfball break a window and land in the INTERIOR! Whoa!!! Hahaha! Thanks, Barbara. 😀
Loved this one. Perfect.
Thanks, KG! I appreciate your comment.
LOVED IT. 🙂
Thank you! 😀
You just cracked me up this morning! Love it!
Thank you! I’m glad you got an early a.m. chuckle!
Funny take on the prompt. Great job!
Thanks! It made me giggle, which was just what I needed. I’m glad you liked it, too!
I love “A little birdie” 😀
Subtle, right? Thanks!
Excellent!
Thanks!
What a creative response to the challenge! Nice!
Thanks, Sandra!
Hehehe, this one made me laugh… I love to laugh!
Apology
Thanks! I needed the laugh this week. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
I like yo response to the challenge. It is different.
Thanks, Ruby! I am glad I found a different angle for this week’s prompt.
I totally imagine this golfer waggling his butt in the air, standing on the hood, hopping to GOD he doesn’t chip the ‘soil’.
Exactly! At that point, all that matters is finishing the course with NO extra strokes. Thanks for appreciating the scene.
A good reason not to live on a golf course.
Amen to that!
Nice take on the challenge!
Thanks! I appreciate your comment.
I read this to my husband, who worships the golf god, and his response: Of course, why is there even a need to apologize? Nicely done. (Your writing, not him).
Oh, he made a great point! Thanks for sharing – both of your comments are appreciated.
He can afford another Jaguar, for sure. But that under 7 par, priceless. 🙂
What a unique and funny take on the prompt.
Of course, I had to ask my husband to explain some terms to me because I am not a golfer. But he was laughing the entire time that he was showing me what was happening.
Thanks for your feedback! I had fun with this prompt.
At the Texas Independence Day reenactment at
Washington on the Brazos they shoot off all the guns and cannon. This sets off every car alarm of cars parked anywhere near the site. If you park by the wrong place you get what you get.